cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

"MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT."

Now that I have your attention, you have a nice bum. (via hedlunds)

(Source: totallyfubar, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)